Purchasing versus Leasing

With Valentine's Day around the corner, I wanted to reaffirm the value of leasing versus purchasing.

Purchasing: The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows... After five years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he had sex every night during their five-year relationship it ended-up costing him $26,849 per time. This is Heather.

Leasing: On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hot hooker, Kristen, charges $4,000 per night. This is Kristen.

Conclusion: 

Had Paul McCartney "employed" Kristen for five years, he would have paid $7.3 million in total for sex every night for five years--a savings of $41.7 million. Value-added benefits with Kristen are:

-young and hot

-no coaxing

-never a headache

-happily agrees to all requests

-no complaining

-no honey-do lists

Best of all, she leaves and comes back when asked--all at 1/7th the cost and no legal fees. So, sometimes leasing just makes more sense.

The above made the rounds on the internet, but I'm not aware of the original source. So, if you know the source please forward it to me so I give credit to the originalsource.